I'm disappointed in myself. I like to think I'm the kind of person who keeps up on current events and newsworthy items, but for whatever reason, this extremely important story escaped my realm of knowledge. Come 2014, there will be no more King Size Snickers. I repeat: KING SIZE SNICKERS WILL BE GONE.
In an effort to produce more calorically responsible foods, Mars Inc has decided to discontinue any candy that exceeds 250 calories, which also means saying sayonara to bags of King Size M&Ms and King Size Twix bars. (FYI, a King Size Snickers bar packs in 540 calories!)
Welp, so long ridiculously humongous candy bars. You were cool, but ultimately, just way (way) too big.