Lipgloss is for Beginners

mascara-emergency-pouchLittle bags are seriously a life saver when you carry around a large-ish (ok... HUGE) bag most of the time. I just extolled the virtues of the coin purse, and now it's time to sing the accolades of a makeup pouch. You know how it's impossible to find your lip balm 324 times a day? Yeah, exactly. If you like a hint to sass with your gloss application, we've found the perfect pouch for you. These canvas zipper ones by Pamela Barksy come emblazoned with attitudinal remarks like "Lipgloss is for Beginners" and "In case of emergencies, put mascara on yourself before helping others."*

*For the record, I don't recommend taking this advice.