Five days later:
I HATE THIS F!@#$ GLITTER! IS THIS REMOVER DEFECTIVE? IT. WON'T. COME. OFF.
But before you reach for the chisel and hammer, try NO-RUB Nail Gel for Glitter and Nail Art ($7). It's a pink, magical tub of wonder that removes glitter (and nail decals) with ease. Just dip each nail to coat, wait for four minutes, then wipe off with a paper towel.
There's also a formula for you gel addicts. Oh, the things we go through for a cute mani.